sumthing nice for everyone....

Chinese - Cantonese [i prefer cantonese, as it rhymes and it's funnier]

祝你一路顺风 juk lei yat lou sun fong


半路失踪 bun lou sat jong


跌入水中 dit lok sui jong


无影无踪 mou ying mou jong

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Now let's see wat i found in my dad's RSC[ Royal Selangor Club] Magazine.


See the girl? then.....


LOL... "tackles" for possession.....the boy or the ball ah? summore u see her hand..... o.o


Look at those BIG eyes..... and whr is he looking??? OMG candid-ed

that's all folks... hope u enjoy....=D

p.s. got glitch.. donno y after the BIG eyes then all the wordings go BIG also.

my mom told me sumthing during dinner.

One day, a man asked his wife wat is for dinner.

Man: Wat's for dinner dear?
Wife: Jiak Sai la!
.................................

Fine. She shouted EAT SHIT in his face.
Then he went to the toilet, and shut himself for a long period.
Then here comes the wife.

Wife: Honey, wat r u doing inside?
Man: Making our dinner, dear.
..................................

Get wat i mean?=D
Privilege for Chinese readers/students... or viewers.

有一天，一个男人从工作回来，问妻道：

男：老婆啊，今天晚餐吃什么？
妻：Jiak Sai lah!(福建话吃屎）
……………………………………

那男人就进厕所，很久都不出来。老婆就好奇，问：

妻：老公，你在干吗？
男：在做晚餐啊！

先在明白了吗？？

不明白就甲塞啦。
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yay... yesterday went for duty and got a T-shirt... a bottle of water, coupon for McD, and car windscreen blinder for FREEEEEEE!!! XD + a coupon worth RM 20 from Laksa Shack in Times Square. I was full for the rest of my day after my lunch. hahaha... can u imagine how much i ate?[which is a wonder, i nvr grow fat even i eat a lot =X ]

the duty was an event, called the Franchise Walk Hunt 2008

the was a speech b4 the game started. the speaker kept on pronouncing "franchisor"[ sumone who make a franchise on sumthing, like McD's] as "franchiZOR" so the whole speech i kept hearing franchiZOR franchiZOR....................

then they declare the game to begin.participants were asked to find answers with the help of the clues. then we walk walk, stay at base, got boring, look at girls[i m a guy, normal la], sleep opppss........... [no sleeping la] ANDDDDDD ..........................................................






No Casualty(s).

At the end, the answers were also viewed by the organizer of the game and most of the answers VERY ZA DOU!

e.g, A TM company machine, which will tell u everything u need. Guess wat was it?








A TM= ATM
Sumthing that tells u sumthing= teller
machine= machine la

so it's ATM Automatic Teller Machine!!! =.= sumthing like dat.......

but the pictures one..... If one can get ALL the co-responding one i respect them adi... coz one of the picture wasn't part of a shop's name. It's from the directory signboard.

went back at 5 pm..... got back home and play...
play...
play...
go out eat...
THEN SUDDENLY FORGOT THAT ERN KHAI IS ON TV3 AT 7.30!!! ARRGHH....!!!

sry ernie... forgot to watch u speeling spelling words.

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today..... nothing happen but i noe RM 300 flew into my pocket.




coz i got scholar ship.... hahaha.... Rm200 for getting "gud" results in Patung Miang Ramli [PMR la, i m bored o.o] and RM100 for special reward for getting an A in Chinese..... =D




p.s. Nabi HWX: I WAN Zhang Min-ism!!! XD mari hijrah ke cuba!!!

Sry for didn't update my blog for so LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG, and a lot of ppl requesting me to update[tuition center o.o] so... here is it. =D

I gonna say the things that happened in this week.... in my school...

I m a literature kid. NOT literature component, it's LIE, as in Literature in English... so it's LIE la.
One day our LIE teacher didn't come, and the other LIE teacher, our dear Mrs. Ramani, came over and asked us to move to the Kensett class. Then she talked about the answers we should be writting in the paper. We were talking bout the Cinderella Girl thingey, then suddenly she mentioned about other uses of literature.

hhaha.. good thing for a literature kid and especially a man boy.

"U noe eh, u do literature not only for studying. It can be done for other purposes *class awaken, eyes opening BIG O.O*. Try to open ur literature book in the bus and make a gal notice it. Then the conversation will start. If you r doing add maths, the gal wont be interested, go away then u drop dead."

hohoho. and there is another one, while we were discussing about the character in the story, Edward's mother and she was fussy about the first impression. Then again....

"First impression is very important boys. For example, if you are calling a gal at ur tuition center, if her father is answering the call you should say YES!!! y? because of first impression. Hello? Uncle ah, I am so and so, may i speak to ur daughter for a while? oh she's busy ah. nvm la, i will call back later. thx ah. Then the father will ask the daughter. Eh girl, hu is dis boy ah? Is he smart? Is he good? Eh good boy la. Then when he noe u is his daughter's bf, chance of approval is nearly 100%"

haha enought of that. she is good at cracking jokes, talking bout gals to her boys in her class and she is wonderful in telling stories.

Let's do some chemistry. Our teacher MR Peraga...... a man with limitedless patience [for real!! no joke... even if u don do homework he also will do nothing...] and teaches superb chem!! XD lucky to have him in our class. Just the day b4 yesterday, he talked bout time travelling. Now i reli understand about time travelling, but u noe la... it's impossible.

When u move in the speed of light, you can keep ur age. u sit inside the rocket, let's say u will trave in the space for 2 hours in the speed of light, when you come back you wont your son[ if u have a son] in his age 2 hours ago. u will see ur son older than u. lol.

y? because with the speed of light, u can travel a great distance. if that distance is taking a normal rocket several years to reach there, means u have used that several years' time just in 2 hours.

come to sivik..... YAY WE CHANGE OUR SIVIC TEACHER XDXDDXDXDXDXD!!! she is a former NS trainer, so we thought she could change our study in SIVIC[ as in the fun of studying it.]

other subject have nothing to say... i remember Mr gopala talking some crap 2day... just forgot wat he said. T.T

today took report card... got 15th my class*WEEE WEEETTT**clap hands* lolz. i was wondering how i get that position when my add maths is 2 marks above the failing mark.[ my add maths sux T.T] my dad din say anything about my results =D haha safe.

gonna do a triple post.....

Now i will demo how to one stone 2 birds, and sry for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG update.

since when i got readers ah? i tot my blog super lame one...??

HERE IT GOES.
1. What do you want the most now?

err..... i think i wanna noe hu's my other half.. i no target... simply tembak ignore it =P

2. Who is the person you trust the most?

Hmm... close frens?

3. Are you in love.

probably.

4. If you have a dream come true...

dreeeeeeaammm..... increase my size and height?

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?

Scientificly.. yes... non scientificly... duhhhhh........

6. What's your goal for this year?

Get my own handphone... my current one reeeeellllllllllllli SUCKY.

7. Do you believe in eternity?

你要知到风水轮流转.......[dun understand? lol. feng shui will keep on changing it's way]

8. Have you ever broken a person's heart that he/she wanted to commit suicide?

Broken heart....? don remember.... -_-" DON HAVE LA.

9. What feeling do you love the most?

HIGH feeling... just kidding.

the taste of faith.

10. What are the requirements for your other half?

3. her faith
2. her soul
1. looks(er.... dat makes me comfortable can adi...)[guys if u don c looks ur faker =P]Quote from Mr. Gopal : DON'T BLUFF LA!

11. What kind of feeling do you hate the most?

the taste of hatred.

12. Do you cherish every friendship of yours?

yeah.... OF COURSE!!! i rely on frenship u noe.

13. What do you want to do in the future?

Hotel manager???? still pending actually.

14. What is the most important thing in your life?

Family, friendship.

15. How did you feel last night?

Er.... quite frustrated coz the private game server is SUPER LAGGY.

16. Who do you hope to be always there for you?

Friendship, my other half.

17. When do you think the world will end?

According to statistics........

DONT BE STUPID!!!

I seriously donno when it will come..... coz it's not within my control.

18. The world ends tomorrow.What will you do?

Tell my family and frens that i m lucky to have them. then.... pray hard to get into heaven hahahaha....

19. What do you think of the person that tagged you?

Yi En and Alexandra..... dis 2 donno y so hyper when they see me after they know my blog.*wonders*

they are always on my mind *winks*

20. What do you want to know right now?

Am I a good person??? Bad? Evil? Hamsap? oops and what i will be reborn into.

Then add 4 people in your list and list them out at the end of the post. Notify them in their chatbox that he/she has been tagged! =)

Xin Yi
Cat
Wen Chean!!! XD
and.... Floo.

[click to enlarge...]

THE TRIANGLE OF DEATH IN BAHIA ISLAND!!!
my fren died, and i celebrated by taking a screenie with his dead characters. TEEHEE! i m in the middle.
guesswat?that(thedeadbodies)wasweibo!!! XDXDXD

fyi, YOU CAN CONTROL 3 CHARACTERS AT THE SAME TIME IN GRANADO ESPADA!!! XD

i love this game.

WOOO~~~ it's FRIDAY AGAIN!!! haha. tommorow is saturday and there is no schoooooo.....
eh wait. TOMORROW GOT SCHOOL LA! OMGWTFDOMINATINGOWNAGE! but who cares...
coz tomrrow we have PJ AGAIN! haha 2X of PJ in a week. WEEEEEEEEEEE XD

today the fun part was PJ. Played soccer. form 4 vs form 5.... my class and another 5 donno wat class... forgot liao. legs rusted over 2 weeks. SHIT. but at least i assisted in bringing to ball near the goal. lol. mr ramesh helped our side(YAY XDXDXD) his "skills" also rusted, due to the freaking holiday, but wat amazed us was the score f4- f5= 8:1 !!!! lol!!!!!(becoz got teacher helping us mah.....=.=)Credits to louis, tong lai, syurgawie and the form 5 guy hu helped us.

today found out that chu ern doesn't noe how to kick a ball. lol when he stirred around with the ball, donno whr did the ball go. swt.

pj ended. went for chemistry. helped teacher to calculate paper marks[paper 2]. the highest score was Lai Hao Cherng.... with 92 marks.[aiyah eric, i noe u pro la, btw wat's ur marks?]
mine? lol just an ordinary mark... 60 per 100..... T.T

then mr gopal came in and talk about the environment, then money, then about his vacation. he told us to help our parents to save money at the same time environment, and FUALAO he went to so many places!!!! he talked about how good the QUALITY is New Zealand's dairy products["it's unbeatable" by Mr. Gopal]

wtf... he gave us one essay homework, and [maybe] ask us to hand it up tomorrow..... tonight have to brainstorm wat i gonna write during his period tomorrow....ZzZzZzz..... shud i write sci fi???? feel like writing sci fi...

y always evening blog one ah....? lol.

nothing to say therefore TATA. bye bye. SAYONARA. Selamat Tinggal. 再见.

use ur creativity and dat's all for today.... tata.

Posted by DarKonGarOn at 8.30 p.m.
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