my mom told me sumthing during dinner.

One day, a man asked his wife wat is for dinner.

Man: Wat's for dinner dear?
Wife: Jiak Sai la!
.................................

Fine. She shouted EAT SHIT in his face.
Then he went to the toilet, and shut himself for a long period.
Then here comes the wife.

Wife: Honey, wat r u doing inside?
Man: Making our dinner, dear.
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Get wat i mean?=D
Privilege for Chinese readers/students... or viewers.

有一天，一个男人从工作回来，问妻道：

男：老婆啊，今天晚餐吃什么？
妻：Jiak Sai lah!(福建话吃屎）
……………………………………

那男人就进厕所，很久都不出来。老婆就好奇，问：

妻：老公，你在干吗？
男：在做晚餐啊！

先在明白了吗？？

不明白就甲塞啦。
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yay... yesterday went for duty and got a T-shirt... a bottle of water, coupon for McD, and car windscreen blinder for FREEEEEEE!!! XD + a coupon worth RM 20 from Laksa Shack in Times Square. I was full for the rest of my day after my lunch. hahaha... can u imagine how much i ate?[which is a wonder, i nvr grow fat even i eat a lot =X ]

the duty was an event, called the Franchise Walk Hunt 2008

the was a speech b4 the game started. the speaker kept on pronouncing "franchisor"[ sumone who make a franchise on sumthing, like McD's] as "franchiZOR" so the whole speech i kept hearing franchiZOR franchiZOR....................

then they declare the game to begin.participants were asked to find answers with the help of the clues. then we walk walk, stay at base, got boring, look at girls[i m a guy, normal la], sleep opppss........... [no sleeping la] ANDDDDDD ..........................................................






No Casualty(s).

At the end, the answers were also viewed by the organizer of the game and most of the answers VERY ZA DOU!

e.g, A TM company machine, which will tell u everything u need. Guess wat was it?








A TM= ATM
Sumthing that tells u sumthing= teller
machine= machine la

so it's ATM Automatic Teller Machine!!! =.= sumthing like dat.......

but the pictures one..... If one can get ALL the co-responding one i respect them adi... coz one of the picture wasn't part of a shop's name. It's from the directory signboard.

went back at 5 pm..... got back home and play...
play...
play...
go out eat...
THEN SUDDENLY FORGOT THAT ERN KHAI IS ON TV3 AT 7.30!!! ARRGHH....!!!

sry ernie... forgot to watch u speeling spelling words.

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today..... nothing happen but i noe RM 300 flew into my pocket.




coz i got scholar ship.... hahaha.... Rm200 for getting "gud" results in Patung Miang Ramli [PMR la, i m bored o.o] and RM100 for special reward for getting an A in Chinese..... =D




p.s. Nabi HWX: I WAN Zhang Min-ism!!! XD mari hijrah ke cuba!!!

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